In the middle of a dinner rush:
“Table for 20? 😏”
Me: hmm, I may be able-
“Naw lolz just playin. Two”
When the restaurant is slow:
“We had reservations buuut it doesn’t look like we needed it hur hur hur”
"Wow! So crowded!! Think you can squeeze in two more?"
"LOL guys are you open? HAHAHAHA"